Why Am I Late?

The Ultimate Excuse Generator

💡 Because "traffic" is so 2020.

🚀 Need a last-minute excuse? We got you.

Life gets in the way — alarm clocks lie, pets have crises of conscience, toasters need closure. So not scrambling to come up with some lame excuse, leave it up to us! Hit the button below, and we'll dish out a fresh, ludicrous excuse that you can use (or just giggle at).

Click the button to generate an excuse!

🤔 Not convincing enough? Click again! We've got tons of ridiculous, semi-plausible, and downright weird excuses just for you to get you out of any situation.